Cuts On Paper Hearts

incredibly awkward.
incredibly lame.
19.
UT Austin.

A person who cannot keep a secret and/or gossips a lot. (via blackproverbs)

She can’t hold water to save her life

titytwochainz:

isseymiyucky:

sourcedumal:

blueklectic:

"Sit on my face"
No no not my fat ass
"I’m a grown man i can handle it"
*breaks neck and dies*

I’m sayin….
I can’t have that shit on my conscience!!!

!!!!!!!!!

image

(via fish-dinner-connoisseur)

meaning: “in the near future” (via blackproverbs)

..right quick

Someone whom you’ve asked too much of. (via blackproverbs)

Look, I can’t be doin’ all this.

Jon Stewart regarding racism.  (via anotherwellkeptsecret)

(via locsofpoetry)

You’re tired of hearing about it? Think about how fucking exhausting it is living it.

youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

(via one-little-teapot)

woodmeat:

*SEES U ABOUT TO CONVERSE WITH ANOTHER NIGGA*

*DJ KHALED LOVE ME NO MORE INSTURMENTAL START PLAYING*

senpaimami:

*is shy and quiet but also nasty as fuck*

(via satsuma400ml)

dykevibes:

a drake-themed party where we listen to drake and watch old episodes of degrassi and play musical chairs to “anaconda” but most importantly we just act very kind to each other in a way that is sometimes almost weird

(via one-little-teapot)

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