She can’t hold water to save her life
"Sit on my face"
No no not my fat ass
"I’m a grown man i can handle it"
*breaks neck and dies*
I can’t have that shit on my conscience!!!
Look, I can’t be doin’ all this.
You’re tired of hearing about it? Think about how fucking exhausting it is living it.
how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?
*SEES U ABOUT TO CONVERSE WITH ANOTHER NIGGA*
*DJ KHALED LOVE ME NO MORE INSTURMENTAL START PLAYING*
a drake-themed party where we listen to drake and watch old episodes of degrassi and play musical chairs to “anaconda” but most importantly we just act very kind to each other in a way that is sometimes almost weird